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"Always remove your Christmas decorations before New Year's, or you just might get filleted by a hooker from God." - one of my favourite Supernatural quotes thus far. The upcoming week and some odd days I shall be away in the far of land of New York, which somehow makes me positively delighted. Hopefully I'll have lots of awesome pictures to bring back and share. http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=1626Amazing view of penguins http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/compulse.htmGot to level 17 doing all pro scores. Have to do homework now, though. =) http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/Hysterical english translation of this menu... (e.g. "Cowboy Leg Beautiful Pole)  Children & Proverbs A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader Strike while the .........................Bug is close It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings Time Never underestimate the power of..........Termites You can lead a horse to water but........how? Don't bite the hand that................. looks dirty No news is................................imposs ible A miss is as good as a...................Mr. You can't teach an old dog new............math If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning Love all, trust..........................me The pen is mightier than the..............pigs An idle mind is..........................The best way to relax Where there's smoke there's...............pollution Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents A penny saved is..........................not much Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you have to blow your nose. None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way And the favorite: Better late than.........................pregnant.    Awesome idea. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0803/dunes2_hirise.jpgSand Dunes thawing on Mars. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080303.html      http://www.geek24.com/g/geek-cakes-for-geeky-wedding-or-geeky-birthdayGeek Cakes  I'm going to have nightmares about this. Larkin tells you: Truth be told I don't even need to see you here. I'm just glad people like you are around. http://home.cfl.rr.com/kuschskorner/mcdonalds.htmMcDonalds Application. =)   Yakko's voice actor singing the Nations of the World. http://funnbee.info/2008/04/tiger-temple-thailand.htmlThe Tiger Temple in Thailand.    When album covers attack. http://www.thedogisland.com/index.htmlI'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. I'm all for animal's rights... - Dog Island. How to quit assassin's creed  http://imagechan.net/img/3029/bees.jpg/How to great rid of bees. Solution #19: Long distance grill.  Created by OnePlusYou http://www.gamingdelight.com/games/red.swfI know I've posted this game before, but I got another good score: 455 seconds. Had to give up to finish studying for finals. =) A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped "What are you doing?" The little boy answered "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes", he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."  Watch more cool animation and creative cartoons at aniBoomhttp://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/videos/20873/Coheed_and_Cambria_with_Kevin_Pereira.htmlCan playing drums on rock band prepare you for the real deal? Wow. this is really amazing. Put on headphones and close your eyes and listen. "A young psychic midget named Marge Went to jail with the most heinous charge But despite lock and key The next day she broke free And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large" http://www.aol.com.au/news/story/volunteers-in-us-hope-prosthetics-will-replace-beak-beauty-the-eagle-lost-to-gunshot/431361/index.htmlProsthetic eagle beak.    Funniest Valedictorian Speech Ever - Watch more free videosHilarious Valedictorian speech.     My dream. =)    http://www.gofrostfire.com/acatalog/The_Stormtropper_golf_club_bag.htmlawesome. =)   http://hellishhumor.com/weird/weird-vehicles.htmlStrange vehicles... http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/101421/86355e6c/geanimeerde_optische_illusie.htmlReally awesome optical illusion that unfortunately I can't embed. A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and settles in to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, thinking it rather obvious. "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," says the warden as he motors away.    |
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OMG finals next week. Tense, stress, but school's almost over for the semester t3h w00t!!! Otherwise have read the first book of A Song of Ice and Fire: a Game of Thrones. It's really good. I want to start reading the second, but am working on reading the Cryptonomicon first. Aside from that have been faintly working on new MUD stuff and the D&D campaign as well (I'm almost done drawing a picture of my character who is a rogue/ranger/mountebank). It's been a while, and thus a lot of accumulated junk. Oh, and this is the family's new puppy, Shane:  Good luck on finals, everyone, and take care! HAHAHA. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797753If all urban legends were true... If you can't handle the recoil, don't play with it.  Redneck Mansion http://www.photobasement.com/11-examples-of-redneck-improvisation/Redneck Improvisation.   Awesome paper wall trick. mitch hedbergLisää tämä profiilini | Lisää videoitaAnother Mitch Hedberg Standup. =) http://www.iloveegg.co.kr/egg-song(English)2.swfI still don't know. ._.      http://www.snotr.com/video/857Soccer or Capoeira? Pretty awesome.  http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27591  HAHA. http://www.nastyhobbit.org/player.php?clip=mac-cancel-or-allowThis is about the only Mac clip I will concede to. ._.           This post is full of brililant toddlers: http://virtualearth.spaces.live.com/blog/cns%212BBC66E99FDCDB98%2111785.entryThis one happens to be awesome at geography. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23556514/And this one is barely a year and a half and can read. Good joke: Her First Paycheck A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, “So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days”. Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But your still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.” The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police….” MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don’t mess with us.  http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.phpThe hawaii chair - work out while you're sitting down. Hilarious. =)    http://www.maxim.com/7VideoGameCurrenciesStrongerThantheUSDollar/articles/22332.aspx7 video game currencies stronger than the US dollar  South America + Africa = Trex? http://www.moillusions.com/2007/11/psychological-optical-illusion.htmlCultural Illusion. http://francetales.com/2007/10/29/funny-ikea-ads/Hilarious Ikea ads I grew up in San Francisco. Moved out several years ago due to all the ridiculous changes, taxes and unbelieveably undesireable political atmosphere. Here's one of the reasons which has made HATE San Francisco: About 18 years ago I was riding the 30 Stockton bus heading downtown, standing room only (as usual). I am tall, so I could see over the largely (probably 95%) asian population inside the bus, who all seemed to be hacking their lungs out without covering their mouths (nice). So we stop at Sacramento Street (just before the tunnel), and a whole group of people want to push on to the bus. Everybody at the stop manages to squeeze in when there is a bit of a commotion at the front. An old Chinese lady (I am assuming she was Chinese) was holding in her hand a live chicken. She was holding it by the feet and, as a chicken in such a situation would do, this particular chicken was squawking up a storm. The bus driver (a large African-American gentleman; this was back before a majority of the drivers became asian) was standing up, pointing at the squawking chicken, telling the lady, "Hey! You can't come on the bus with a live chicken!" Anyone who believes the Chinese people (or asian people) in San Francisco cannot understand english is completely naive. They understand. Oh yes they do. This old lady locks her gaze squarely with the driver, and after seeming to study him for a moment, lifts the squawking chicken and suddenly swings it with all her might >SMACK!< in to the side of the bus. Dead ... silence. Not a single person spoke, or moved, or even breathed. We all heard it, and most of us saw it. I could see the blood dripping gently from the chicken's head. And then, gathering up all of her pride, the old Chinese woman stepped on to the bus, directly under the gaping jaw of the bus driver, and took her place standing at the front of the bus next to the rest of the crowd (which although space-limited gave her a wide berth) WITH A DEAD, BLEEDING CHICKEN IN HER HAND. The bus driver sat down and closed the door, and the entire bus-load of horrified people were soon on their way. DO NOT MESS WITH THE OLD CHINESE WOMEN!   :want:  ZOMG r0x0rs. And the sequel. I don't want to spoil it... but the fact that she uses his weapon too makes me so happy. ^-^ A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table: Honey, Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I Love you. He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table, eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door." Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted, "LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"  http://stardestroyerproject.com/48incher.aspxStar Destroyer. Sheesh.    http://www.groovygreen.com/groove/?p=2898Driftwood Horses. =)  http://www.doubleviking.com/best-sniper-ever-8165-p.htmlAmazing sniper skills.  This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to the American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award- winning letter. ... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you **ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. Best, Wendi Aarons Austin , TX http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/defendius/Defendius door chain. =)  Cheap GPS =)  http://www.silentwulf.com/flash/okami.swfi really like this game for some reason... High score: 3527 AddThis Social Bookmark Button When I was fourteen, I went to a house party at a friend's. I was a responsible drunk teenager, my mother knew I drank, hated it, but accepted that it was either that or early pregnancy, I suppose. I would always get a ride home with a designated driver, always. Rule of the house was be home before she got up for work. This was usually accomplished. It's 4:50 in the morning, I'm so drunk that I'm supporting my body by sliding along a wall, looking for my ride. I go from room to room, mumbling "Mike...Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiike???" Still no Mike. I at one point think I have found him, and half trot half fall along the wall. Little did I know that the door to my friend's youngest sister's bedroom was open, and I fell inside. I then took a nap. I wake up at 5:12, I'm confused. I crawl around, stumble out into the hall, slide some more. I ask the only other conscious person in the room if they know where Mike is. Mike left nearly 2 hours ago. Thanks for telling me Mike! Anyway. I decide that I'm going to walk home. This in retrospect was a terrible idea. I knew where I was, I knew where my house was, and I even knew how to get from point a to point b. I was also unable to walk without the assistance of a wall. This didn't matter though, home before Mommy awoke! So, off I went on a great adventure two miles through the east side of Las Vegas, at five in the morning. This is no problem, so far, I'm wandering down the middle of residential streets, practicing how not to puke. Deciding that even though I really wanted to puke, I was really hungry as well. This comes into play later. About a quarter of a mile from our humble abode, there is an Albertson's (grocery store) this Albertson's is magical, something they do not have in the midwest. A 24 hour grocery store!!! This is the part where a vast beacon of light shoots up from the top, and angels sing heavenly notes of joy. In case you missed that. I was starving. My stomach was making sounds like a wookie, and it was too much to just go home and eat then. I enter the store, get a couple suspicious looks from the two old lady cashiers, but I pay them no mind, I'm on a holy mission. I saunter through the aisles, deciding that while fish sticks sound fantastic! I couldn't exactly cook them at the customer service counter. So I continue my expedition. After what seems like the worst 5 minutes of my life, I come to the baking aisle, when I see what I've apparently wanted to eat my entire life. Marshmallow Fluff. I wander to the front, purchase my salvation and continue my trek home. I get it open, still walking, and realizing I do not have a spoon. This is the point where I determine that the only logical course of action is to use my hand. So, at 6 in the morning on Eastern Avenue, I am walking down the street eating marshmallow fluff while being obviously intoxicated. It's pretty windy out, I'm pushing my hair out of my face, itching my nose, eating more fluff. To say the least, I was fine and dandy. The short distance goes pretty much uneventfully, until I get home. Oh, home sweet home. I lived in a pretty sub-standard portion of town, with 12 foot security fences... to secure things. My mother being agitated that I never came home has locked the security gate on her way to work. Poor mom, I did so much to her. Most people would have called their parents, went to a friends, gone to the neighbors who were awake, and had the key... but no. I decided to climb the fence. Now, this fence, I have climbed many a time sober, drunk, and a number of other adjectives. But I'd never done it with Marshmallow fluff before. I couldn't just leave it on the sidewalk, it was so delicious. It was so fantastic! So I climbed the great wall, and successfully make it to the top, and I'm sure you know what happens next. I'll tell you anyway. Upon reaching the top I do a little victory dance, where I raised my hands above my head, and jiggled. This jiggle, is what caused me to fall. I fell face forward, marshmallow fluff leaving my hand, slamming into the ground below and shattering. If only I had had a similar fate. My legs were straddling the fence, and when I fell over, my thigh got caught on the top of the chain linked fence, cutting me, causing me to whoosh forward at an accelerated rate, slamming my knee into my chest, and after falling rather gracefully head first into the grass below, catching my foot in the fence for a moment. Where I completed my descent. Now, I don't want you to think that I was broken. I was too drunk to sustain real damages, I suppose. I only had a 4 inch cut to my left arm, a 2 inch cut on my thigh, and bruises about everywhere else. Whatever, I was sleepy, drunk, and sad that my marshmallow fluff had blood in it. I get inside. Go to bed. Sleep. Until 7:00pm when my mother arrived home to find me covered in blood, with what appeared to be semen all over my face, in my hair, on my arms, and probably places I don't even remember. She was screaming, so loud. I woke up, sat bolt up right, which caused her to scream even more. In an effort to comfort her, I say "Mommy, it's okay.. it was just fluff, I'll clean it off later." I don't think she'll ever forgive me, but as I think back on the events of that 2 hourish period, that was the best fluff I have ever eaten in my entire life. Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do. Ultimate fetch bot. How fast can you type the alphabet? high score: 3.47 seconds http://playfreeonlinegames.eu/playonline/typethealphabet.htmlhttp://boingboing.net/images/WWUD.swfWhat would a unicorn do?    Hilarious Flight Attendant. =) |
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   http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/Such creative children...  Awesome school of rock trailer remix.     http://www.cannedpets.com/video/moose-kicks-a-ball-aroundThe dog is definitely not happy about the moose stealing his toy...   Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Joanne said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Joanne, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Joanne. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"  http://www.virtualnes.com/play/play.php?id=AAD1&s=11NES - Advanced Dungeons and Dragons - Dragon strike!  http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-911-Abuse-4933.htmFunny 911 calls. http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~hollidac/jacksforreal.htmlReal Jackalopes. Sad and scary, though...  http://www.erenkrantz.com/Humor/TechnicalSupportPriceGuide.shtmlTech support pricing structure. =) http://europuppyblog.com/item/2007/12/world-s-smartest-dogs/catid/108Order of canine intelligence by breed.  What happens when you mix scooters and idiots. http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/questionable_rejected_star_war.phpRejected Star Wars Promo Products   Mitch Hedburg Special (part 1) my favourite joke: 'bought a cake' Part 2 - someone needs to tell the turkeys.. man, just be yourself... Part 3 - cranium accessories.. haha. unlike my sandwiches... unless i go like this.... On the edge - who is the real hero? http://www.youngwolf.com/Young Wolf Kennels. http://www.ploomy.com/2008/02/18/30-tips-to-help-you-get-your-swagger-back/30 tips to feel better. http://m3.torispics.com/piles/?s=geekweddingsGeek Weddings. AWESOME.   Matrimonial Mix-Up Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! -- author unknown http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4786060885964361677Dead deer prank. HAHA =)  An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," He explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. 'Hasn't affected me brothers a bit though http://motika.com.mk/frikovi.htmlsome rather distressing pictures. =( http://www.cannedpets.com/video/family-love-hippoA pet hippo? http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=2532#Awesome game that requires you to look at an image briefly and count the amount of stars. Over time, the time showing you the picture decreases. Base score: 302; Secondary score: 545    http://www.naturalnews.com/022437.htmlRIAA Declares Using Brain to Remember Songs is Criminal Copyright Infringement!!   Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, “Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce.” The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest”, the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away. “Wait sir”, the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?” The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40? Kitty Masseuse   Hehe. =)  AWESOME! |
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http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-20071228-000005&print=110 ways we get the odds wrong. Gortak asks you: can I have another heal? Oh wonderous one?   I really have no idea how I would react. Funny VideosFor you New Mooners, this reminds me of something Fingerless would have done.   http://www.gskinner.com/blog/assets/InteractiveElm.htmlI'm not sure why, but this amuses me a lot. Weird Pretzel advertisement... Another advertisement for the same product. It is stuck in my head. ><  http://cybour.50webs.com/Resources_toilet.htmlWeird toilets of the world.  japanese head prank on FunnyOrDie.comThe Japanese have such an awesome sense of humor. =)   http://ourstereo.googlepages.com/brawl.htmlSuper Brawl 2008. Hysterical. =)  http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Movies/daveshort2.swfHAHAHa. so inappropriate. http://www.funniestgadgets.com/2007/06/19/intimate-controllers/groping as a video game. wow. these posts are getting perverted... maybe i should stop... john1> hey how do i send a pm? :) john1> guys? quit> put a / before target's name then your message *** john1 has quit IRC (like this? :)) Karg> ...Oh man. Karg> That was almost too perfect. http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.htmlFunny thing. Yancey told me this story last week and i had NEVER heard of it before, and just happened to come across it today. so. yeah. here it is. funny d&d occurence. =)   "These men rescued Christian when he was a cub, then hand-raised him before he was returned to the wild. After a year, they met again. This is their reunion." (We are a prepay station. A little old lady walks in.) Lady: “So what, I can’t get gas now because so many idiots drive off? What kind of world do we live in that a Christian doesn’t get treated right?” Me: “… I’m sorry, Ma’am, we lost over 75,000 gallons of gas last year due to drive offs.” Lady: “This is just stupid. Why don’t you just turn the damn pump on? I’m filling up, I don’t know how much it’s going to take.” Me: “Ma’am, you can either leave your keys, a credit card, or an ID, and I’ll be more than happy to turn the pump on.” (The lady hands me a $20 bill.) Me: “Alright, I’ll just prepay this 20, and it’ll shut off for you when it hits 20.” Lady: “No no no. That’s my down-payment. Turn the pump on and I’ll come pay the rest.” (I sigh and turn the pump on, I’m really not supposed to, but at least I’ll have some money to put towards it if she drives away. The lady goes out and pumps her gas, comes back in to pay.) Lady: “One day, the Lord is going to come down and smite everybody who doesn’t respect the Christians who live by the rules.” Man behind her: “I’m going to be a good Atheist and prepay my gas. $15 on pump 3, please and thank you.”  http://www.amazon.com/review/R2C54W4I5AUNVS/ref=cm_cr_rdp_permThis vaccuum sucks.  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/423444Funny Wii Flash. =)   HillBilly. ><  Nefron rubs a bard of soap on his tongue Nefron> *bar Karyuu> Nefron, stop eating the minstrels.  http://producten.hema.nl/?whatthefark...just watch.  Bellydancing Epic Fail.   http://www.top10kid.com/2008/02/14/top-10-gifts-for-a-geek-on-valentines-day/Top Ten Vday Geek Gifts =)  http://www.thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/internetparty.htmlAn internet party. ><  http://www.kiwipulse.com/jennifer-maestre-colorful-pencil-sculptures/coloured pencil sculptures. Kinda neat.  A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...! http://www.skt-products.com/contents/hikkoshi.htmlI really don't know why someone would want to use a trebuchet to fling a woman her furniture, but here you go! Score: 13216 http://funtasticus.com/20080214/painted-cats/People paint their cats???  http://www.hippoarcade.com/games/2977/shift.htmlTakes only a few levels to get to the key difference in this puzzle game - shift. Awesome. http://puppyintraining.com/dog-puppy-humor/the-6-best-dog-costumes-on-the-internet/Best puppy costumes. http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/grid16.htmFun game (Grid 16) for a true gamer. Base run: Top Combo: 5/ Total Time: 140/ Best Multi: 2.6/ Carabous 2837// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 68%// Reflexes: 50%//Timing: 48%. Secondary Run: Top Combo: 8/ Total Time: 220/ Best Multi: 3.6/ Carabous: 4362// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 71%/ Reflexes: 70%/ Timing: 73%  http://www.digyourowngrave.com/blast-o-matic/Gauges determine your shot. high score: 119210 http://lakki.iki.fi/~lakki/Server_in_the_house.pdfNew kids' story! http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/2007/12/clever-inventions.htmlClever inventions. dfryer> I wonder how many times the telegraph was used for cybersex Vengeance> lol Vengeance> I'm not quite that old :) dfryer> MY GAZE DROPS TO YOUR GENTLY SWELLING BOSOM STOP Oh it hurts my head. ><  http://www.snotr.com/video/774This game would frustrate the hell outta me. ><   http://www.humorpix.com/videos/1824-Mom,-Im-an-atheist.htmlWow. What a threat!  MANAH MANAH OMG!!!!OEN1!! |
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   http://www.smellybean.com/ViewPic.jsp?PicID=4227Famous National Geographic pic.  Snow Subara = awesome. Thanks, Erik. =) http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Science/Betty.htmltool stealing crow http://poi.5root.com/math-magic/Mathamagician http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/national-news/portfolio/2008/01/14/Media-Defenders-Profile?TID=st092007ab#page2Pirates can't be stopped. Arr! In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students...?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three." "Test of Three?" "That's correct," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Are absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?" "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?" The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" "No, not really..." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?" The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his wife.   http://www.ladadadada.net/articles/security_paranoia_scaleSecurity Paranoia Scale. Reminds me of someone.... =) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LolcodeLolcode...wow.   my poor viking's dream. Awesome piece of furniture.   http://jezebel.com/340630/juno-star-ellen-page-lives-in-a-haunted-whorehouseEllen Page has clepto ghost sluts!  That's a really big hand. ... ... >.>; http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/01/realworld_calvin_builds_snow_machine_creates_backyard_mountain_overnight-2.html10 year old makes his own snow. http://www.snabbstart.com/film/3c24cedd90Video of dolphins playing with their bubble rings. =)   Messes with my head a bit, but I can get it to go both ways. http://www.lolcrazy.com/file/252-amazing-glass-harp-player.htmlawesome. =)   :drool:  http://www.1funny.com/apologywife.shtmlApology letter from the wife... http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Frozen.htmHere's what happens...when you live in Michigan and take a vacation to Disneyworld in the middle of winter and turn off the heat but forget to turn off the water. Magician spoilers - how they do the saw in half thingy. More Magician spoilers - sleight of hand. http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txtI like monkeys. http://www.think-logically.co.uk/lt.htmEvidently my logic is still up to par - got 100%. =) Out of Context. I find it amusing that the person who made this doesn't know how to spell Tom Cruise's name...  Eek, two tests this week. Wish me luck, everyone. |
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 http://bestpicsaround.com/pic-745-Creative-Ads-for-Eye-GlassesAwesome Glasses Ads. =)  A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." How To Do The RobotIt hurts my head. How To Do The ThrillerZOMBIE CLAWS. OOOOOOooooOoh. Heathen tells you: It's all fun and games till someone pk's me, no worries =) Lucent tells you: that sounds like a fun nimbyish thing to do. :) Lucent says: I've thought it'd be loads of fun to kill stormfell, then just hide out in his cave... ambushing anybody who came in You are slightly damp. Lucent appears to be soaked to the bone. Lucent says: I think maybe I'd get people to shy away from killing my monsters. Lucent grins. Lucent says: roleplay the whole thing, of course. I'd be the big bad ogre in the forest. http://makevisual.com/work/mov/Glumpers-EP3-Treadmill1.movCute.  A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." Larkin tells you: Hi nice lady. It is good to be hopped on. (chat) Larkin: Oh my, but isn't Cymoc well-represented today. (chat) Larkin: Cymoc4Life. (chat) Kalimba struts her stuff. (chat) NiMbY: i was a cymocian before it was cool. (chat) NiMbY struts around. Kalimba laughs at you. You wink at Kalimba. Kalimba huggles you.  http://www.brainmysteries.com/research/Aggression_as_rewarding_as_sex_food_and_drugs.aspNew research pertaining to the brain rewarding dopamine for aggression. How To Give A Great Man To Man HugHow to give a great man hug. HAHA. Erin: windows makes me feel emo. =( well i should say vista vista makes me emo. Erik: well, technically you are on the outside looking in Erin: .... =( Erik: but you wouldn't want to be inside that mess anyway vista makes the world emo. The first emo kids were just precog's that had seen the herald of its coming Erin: the world was destined to be emofucked by vista? Erik: That statement contains equal parts of both 'accurate' and 'truthy'. Erin: :grins: Erik: When in doubt, it is safe to assume Vista is the source of the world's problems. We both know it deserves it.  http://www.itsjustabitoffun.com/date/2007/8/20/Living in a garbage truck. Awesome. =) http://www.keithwhite.us/cutback.htmlProposed democratic military cutbacks. =)  http://www.thedeadletter.com/read.html?004840978538172 Mike: does squee mean happy? Erin: heh. yes. =) Mike: good, my command of erinese is improving. :) high tech car door. "rotary drop door" - i find the classical music in the background amusing...   http://www.bloggingwv.com/this-is-why-trampolines-are-dangerous/Why Trampolines are dangerous. =)  http://www.doubleviking.com/japanese-slip-n-slide-7796-p.htmlThey made a slip n slide obstacle course for a game show...  http://thecanalsblog.com/2007/10/caring-for-your-introvert.htmlCaring for your Introvert.   http://albanysinsanity.wnymedia.net/blogs/2007/10/02/find-the-man-in-the-coffee-beans/Find the man in the coffee beans... he is there. it is not a lie.  hahaha.  I didn't do it!  http://gigglesugar.com/287710omg kid's on crack. http://www.scribd.com/doc/28415/Why-I-fired-by-secretary-todayWhy I fired my secretary. It's his own damn fault.  <3puppy  http://www.digyourowngrave.com/dance-party-friday/Dance party friday at a local newstation.... (chat) Meridian: Sori you are just so horrible (chat) Illusori: glad to know I'm not losing my touch   aww.  Super Monk vs. Viking Hordes. Haha. Thanks, Mike. =)   This tickles my spazrelish. So lastly today. There was a link to 'psychoanalyze yourself'... so naturally i did it. These are the questions. http://www.nakedmic.com/Features/psychoanalyze_yourself.htmThese were my answers: 1. pirate ship and a bottle of water 2. left path 3. a white stag 4. i follow it through narnia 5. there's a giganctic bone dragon in front of it 6. of course, if a dragon's guarding it there are probably shinies inside 7. it's big and old; worn, but sturdy. 8. it's a massive river leading to the ocean with my pirate ship! 9. i say hello to the dolphins and say you're welcome for the fish There's a link at the bottom of the page to analyze the answers. What do you think? |
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So I'm not feeling well this morning, and thus am skipping my "PE" class to make sure I'm ready to go for a much more important thing (the Tech dance!) tonight. Excited about seeing my Berry buds. =) I figured I may as well get this post up. It's been festering for a while. HAHAHAH! the gold of this post. =) :   hahahaha. =) Lucent tells you: boys aren't always very aware of things. I'd assume incompetence before I'd assume disinterest. Lucent grins at you.  Excel tells you: Marshall Slatebeard says: Excel, it is with the authority of the Heliopolis City Guard that I must arrest you. You are accused of 1 charge of sabotaging the Heliopolis beacon and will be imprisoned for your crimes. scan imp A gawky imp is slightly wounded. Hp: 2650(2650) Gp: 627(677) Xp: 37030 ' you go imp! You exclaim: you go imp! Hp: 2650(2650) Gp: 636(677) Xp: 37030 Lucent grins. Lucent begins to bandage a gawky imp. Lucent finishes bandaging a gawky imp. Lucent pats a gawky imp on the head. A gawky imp leers at Lucent. Lucent frowns at a gawky imp. A gawky imp punches Lucent. Lucent turns against a gawky imp and starts fighting him. Lucent breaks into a thundering run, headed straight for a gawky imp! With the force of a tidal wave, Lucent thunders into gawky imp, smashing bones and rending flesh! He is sent careening helplessly across the ground! Gawky imp (tripped) is sent careening to the ground! Gawky imp (tripped) (stunned) staggers and appears dazed. Lucent lunges forward suddenly, plunging his talon sword deeply into a gawky imp (tripped) (stunned). Lucent thrusts powerfully at a gawky imp (tripped) (stunned), skewering him on his talon sword. Gawky imp (tripped) (stunned) loses the glazed look in his eyes. Gawky imp (tripped) climbs back to his feet. Lucent thrusts powerfully at a gawky imp, skewering him on his talon sword. Lucent smashes a gawky imp a nasty hit with the flat of his talon sword. Lucent's talon sword slices cleanly through a gawky imp. Lucent carefully dodges a gawky imp's claws. A gawky imp screams maniacally. The glaze over gawky imp's eyes disappears. The gawky imp stops following Lucent. A gawky imp falls to the ground. He makes a few desperate gasps, and then stops breathing. You feel the protection leave you. Lucent says: that escalated quickly. grin You grin. Hp: 2650(2650) Gp: 677(677) Xp: 37030 Lucent grins.  http://www.our51ststate.com/?page_id=5Top 10 reasons Iraq should be our 51st state.  http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20071029-000003.xmlDreams. http://www.h2limousine.com/women-vs-men.phpMen Vs. Women Thanks, Martijn. "If evolution was such a good idea, why didn't Aristotle think of it?" - beth's special pastor wtf? wow junkies are crazed. http://sense4fun.com/photography/milk-drops.htmlAwesome macro shots of coffee and milk. http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/an empirical study "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets"  =( http://www.laist.com/2007/04/26/ugg_enough.phpFurry Boot Rant.  http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/the-worlds-5-most-venomous-species/5 Most venemous things to injure you. I didn't know about the pantyhose thing... http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/kurt_wenner/'nother absolutely awesome chalk illusionist. Live news prank. =)     OMG is this for real? http://get-humor.com/japan_anime_cars/Japanaese anime cars. Drool. Awesome. Drool. Hot cars + anime = more w00t 'n drool. http://myfavoriteword.com/People's favourite words. http://freenet-homepage.de/dimeticon/animalsinlove.htmlAnimals in luv... aww. To end the post - not sure about the video, (it may be clips from the video Les Choristes - french, but oh well, the music's pretty! http://imdb.com/title/tt0372824/ ) but the music in this is gorgeous.
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Post before I'm gone for forever! Nineteen ways to confuse Santa Claus: - Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. - While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. - Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. - While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. - Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! - Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." - Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. - While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off. - Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa." - Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime." - Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. - While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. - Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun. - Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. - Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. - Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill. - Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue. - Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."   http://www.essentiallifeskills.net/thinkcritically.htmlFeelings as products of thought. Entry 18: Xena Story This morning went rather well in class. It is funny how the kids calm down and are rather tired on days that it is raining. Maybe because it seems dark outside and they think they should still be asleep. Not a lot happened during morning math, reading and coloring. The highlight of the morning was Sara nibbling a little on her crayon. However, when lunch came around the kids started to perk up. Usually my assistant sits with the kids at lunch and I get a break, but she was out today. They were all excited to go to the lunchroom since it was a Thursday. Thursdays in our school is chocolate milk day, and they all get two small cartons of it with their lunch. I had them all seated and I was helping them get situated when I noticed Misty standing up on her chair. She had been ranting about something she'd seen on Xena all morning. (Her parents bought her the first 2 seasons on DVD). She was holding the circular lid to her Tupperware in her hands and was telling Anni that it is her "Chakram" just like Xena's (I looked it up--it's some weapon Xena used). All of a sudden she let's out this warrior-like scream, "Ah la la la la la la la la!" I see Misty whip the lid as hard as she could. It flew, quite well I must say, across the room and nailed Steve in the forehead. Steve sat for a second, and then summoned all his energy and let out a piercing wail. He let it out with so much force over a span of three minutes that he ended up crapping his pants. I had to take him to the office to call his parents and explain what a red welt was doing on his forehead. When I asked Misty about why she threw her Tupperware top at Steve she simply replied, "Steve is the enemy." Dec 19 13:47 (chat) Kovacs: bah! Santa is infested with lice ... (chat) Jancis: its that beard (chat) Kovacs: lol. some one get him a shaver (chat) Jancis: for christmas perhaps http://www.dailymotion.com/klpprr/video/x3jrse_jesus_funJesus saved my soccer ball.  An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, do you hear me?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?" http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtmlCar accident reports. =) http://www.spring.org.uk/2007/12/10-weird-psychology-studies-vote-now.php10 weird psych studies...  http://www.oddee.com/item_92285.aspx7 craziest conspiracy theories.  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6710303372197784476Demetri Martin - really want to meet him. =) http://www.esquire.com/features/what-ive-learned/michaeljfox0108?src=redditMichael J. Fox interview. Thanks, Mike. =) BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?  Such a geeky dream. =)  A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.  http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2007-01-31-n71.htmlCrazy Google. =) http://break.com/index/juggling-man-accidentally-spears-pigeon.htmlthe address speaks for itself....  http://marvin.ibest.uidaho.edu/~heckendo/usefulPhrases.htmlSome useful condescending phrases =)  Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the Mrs. "I would be home by midnight....I promise!!" Well, the yarns were being spun and the beer was going down easy, and at around 3am, drunk as a skunk, I went home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized my wife would probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my bride asked me what time I got in and I told her "12o'clock." Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed three times, said 'Damn it,' cuckooed another four times, passed gas, cuckooed another three times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled." http://gigglesugar.com/871406Cello Final Countdown. Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? Lucent> who? Thumb> center for disease control Lucent> i said WHO Thumb> what? i'm asking you Lucent> World Health Organization   Stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus.  http://worldwidefido.com/watch/3313/rosie-and-her-best-friend-tessaSappishly cute. >< @Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." @cky> opposite over hypotenuse @cky> dipshit  http://www.dogsbestfriend.com/interesting approach to puppy raising http://www.greenexpander.com/2007/12/15/animal-photo-set-7-rare-horse-breeds/Gorgeous draft horses.  I think it's just the gummy bear screaming, personally. http://humour.200ok.com.au/bliss.htmMaking her happy. hehe.  http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/83933/detail/kid's got the 'evil look' already. =) http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apologyFormal Apology. =) http://www.vimeo.com/419929/I am santa claus. http://cafe.elharo.com/ui/the-90-second-rule/The 90 second rule. interesting. http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/"Myspace Angels"  http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swfA play on an old card trick I know. =)  A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his bedroom and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his bedroom to see if he is okay. Then they find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son "what changed your mind about learning math?" The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business." Why you don't talk to stranger on the street in New York.   http://conflusions.com/2007/07/03/how-many-circles-can-you-see/Awesome optical illusion. Finally found one I hadn't seen before!  http://email-junk.com/pictures/things-we-dont-see-every-day.htmlThings you don't see every day... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=932305286Moonwalking bird? http://get-humor.com/beaver_casemod/Beaver casemod... >< Geese> I think short hair's pretty awesome too Geese> and Geese> it has the advantage of being less likely to get stuck in heavy machinery Geese> which, you know, is something I look for in a woman Merry Christmas everyone. See you next year! |
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and mine is fucking awesome. (+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and (+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo (+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny? (+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, (+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" (+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and (+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .  http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/horns-and-musicClassical music via horn-suit... http://www.analogman.com/singblues.htmHow to sing the blues  http://www.sandman.com/taseler.htmlTaseler for kids! http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-12-04--DMCA/2007-12-04-on-the-digital-millenium-copyright-act-02.htmlOn the DMCA... A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!" http://www.noob.us/entertainment/wheelbarrow-races-never-looked-so-good/Superior technique at a wheelbarrel race. So I have two younger cousins who are disgustingly obsessed with the A&F store... My mom got giftcards for them for Christmas, since it's all the asked for. And in following with their catologue's tradition of soft-core porn, the giftcards are of nearly naked men. So I was appointed to 'fix' them. =)  Before:  After:   Before:  After:   TaDa!   http://omgvids.com/badday.phpBad day at the office..  http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/200Why aren't we all good samaritans? Empathy.  http://www.sph.umich.edu/~rwatt/ponderin.htmPinky and the Brain Pondering List. http://animegirlsexpression.ytmnd.com/Anime Girl Facial Expressions. http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/company_picnic.htmlCompany Picnic and Alcohol. =)   http://www.tricks-and-illusions.com/2007/05/sexy-illusions-part-iii.htmlAdvertising Illusions.    http://www.funniez.net/Pictures/funnypictures/35-funnypix/99-sleepingatworkSecret Sleeping at Work. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" http://www.zimm-co.com/PressTheSpaceBar/pressthespacebar2000.htmlPress the Spacebar 2000... i'm going to break my keyboard... http://www.divisiontwo.com/garfield/garfieldminusgarfield.htmGarfield minus Garfield. http://view.break.com/374636 - Watch more free videosWhat a way to jump rope.  http://aussiecynic.com/?p=581Lion hugs. =)     http://www.monicel.info/2007/12/15/how-to-build-your-amazing-steam-candle-for-christmas/Nifty. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/boomshineBoomshine - interesting strategyish game. (The music makes me want to play ff8 again. Crap. I know what I'm doing after I post this...) Final score - 257 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/craziness-sleep.php?page=1Funny things people've said in their sleep. http://technodorm.com/2007/11/09/computer-magic-unbelievable/computer magic?  Beth and I had been watching Supernatural, and since I didn't sleep at all the night before, being kept up rather pleasantly (cough), I dozed on and off while we watched it, thus provoking her comment: "You just look so peaceful and innocent when you sleep. Like you just killed a bunch of people and now you're resting." I love my Beth-chan.
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I wrote some lyrics the other day, and though they're not the most eloquent I've ever written, I'm terribly pleased with the rawness of the feelings they convey. Working on the music to go with it soon; hopefully I can do the words justice with it. I have a lot of different ideas for sounds, but I'm not sure what I'm going to go with yet. Not sure why I feel the need to post this... maybe I'm looking for advice or help. Who knows. =) Take care, everyone.
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I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea. You've built a love but that love falls apart. Your little piece of heaven turns too dark. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile. The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea. They're swept away and nothing is what is seems, the feeling of belonging to your dreams. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. And there are voices that want to be heard. So much to mention but you can't find the words. The scent of magic, the beauty that's been when love was wilder than the wind. Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. Listen to your heart, mm-mmmmmm I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye. http://www.r2d2translator.com/R2D2 translator?? http://lunchballz.com/Lunch Ballz. hehe. Ambus is fully clothed, tada! You look yourself over. You see Ambus the Missionary of Damara. A half-elvish woman. Ambus peers up at you quizzically from beneath her shaggy silver hair. Her weight shifts from one foot to the other, which seems to portray a habit of indecisiveness. Golden eyes flit intelligently about the room, though the glaze upon them insinuates a sort of apprehension. She smiles at you genuinely. It's such a warm an sincere smile you feel a happy tingle shiver down your spine, but something is definitely disconcerting about it. Maybe it's the way the corner of her mouth twitches or that is occasionally slightly frothy... Though the aura cast about her is rather wolfish, she's just so cute that you rather impulsively want to hug her. She is in perfect health. She appears inspired. Wearing : an Amulet of Damara, a gray chasuble, a sacred armour, a peddler's pack, a night shirt, a pair of wooly gloves, a pair of frilly silk garters, a studded leather skirt, a pair of large fur boots, a spiked white gold bellychain and a purple party hat. Carrying: A holy mace. Gortak says: that is a really random outfit You agree wholeheartedly. You giggle happily. http://www.aumania.it/fa_index.htmlAwesome fantasy artists.  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/905213/mouse_sucide_attack/Kamikaze mouse! http://imagechan.org/img/img.php?id=4247&r=806Sex for epic mounts. ... ><  http://holiday.enlighten.com/index.asp?id=4588J9Hehehehe. I'm so bad. http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4633Mom is santa? =)   http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/cute-ventriloquist-very-funny-stand-up-comedyKindy freaky/funny ventriloquist. http://www.snotr.com/video/454Again, germans stranger than asians... An angry serpent nips you lightly. You hold an angry serpent's bite at bay. You say in elvish: i really think this snake needs to re-evaluate his anger issues. You pummel an angry serpent severely with your holy mace. You swirl your holy mace around in a wide arc, slamming it into an angry serpent with a ferocious whallop. You crunch your holy mace into an angry serpent, the spikes sticking in deep. Hp: 2245 Faith: 281 An angry serpent nips you lightly. You slam your holy mace into an angry serpent, wedging the spikes in it deeply. You swing the shaft of your holy mace into an angry serpent's side. Hp: 2243 Faith: 281 An angry serpent succumbs to its wounds. You say in elvish: oops. too late. Gortak laughs out loud.   Not sure if I posted this earlier or not, but on one of my many trips to my beloved aquarium, I found John Hammond!      Thanks, Mike. =)  Pluto's gone psycho.  http://www.theinternetnowinhandybookform.com/crackbook/Crackbook. ._.    http://phocks.org/stumble/bono/Way to go, Bono. =)  http://www.hedgedive.com/television/cooties-psa/Cooties. HAHAHA.  g33k. 
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(chat) NiMbY: my computer just BSOD'd. =( Larkin tells you: your computer did what to whom.. You tell Larkin in elvish: bsod'd. Larkin tells you: oh the blue screen. well obviously the solution is to take off all your clothes. You laugh at Larkin.    http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/confused_car/Confusing car...  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/789493/you_got_to_watch_this_its_just_unbelievable_watch_it_til_th/I knew all rainbows had crazy people in them.      They're going to have a very interesting life together. =) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1765595Why pandas would make excellent, if not terribly stealthy, burglars. Powerthirst on FunnyOrDie.comhttp://www.scottishindoorbowls.org.uk/nouns.htmCollective nouns for groups of things. =) http://view.break.com/380352 - Watch more free videosAmazing indeed. This bear is better than most of the girls in guard. =)  http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/161Refining the dictionary. More for us word geeks - otherwise not very interesting. #823214 +(4130)- [X] Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!
http://www.arcadenerds.com/games/Death-is-Comming-For-You
Haha. I would love to do this. =)
for some reason this reminds me of beth and myself =) well.. except for the licking..
And the translation...
http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=88
That's one way to solve the problem...
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/11/mythbusters_are.html
Elephants are actually afraid of mice?
http://www.timekiller.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5513206b999ec0d90d1f
Cheerleader run over by the football team. Muahahah. =)
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
http://www.ondanews.com/2007/11/25/body-love-animation/
Awesome freeze frame animation.
http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/jokepicbadday.htm
Bad day at the docks. =)
http://www.maniacworld.com/fungi-vs-ants.html
Who knew fungi could be so dangerous?
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/
LOLmetal? hilarious. =)
http://www.rofl.to/awesome-skittles-commercial
weird skittles commercial...
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Whose Line is it Anyways? with Richard Simmons...
little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
http://www.josepino.com/humor/index?living_2006.jpc
You know you're living in 2006 when...
http://www.opey.com/life.html
life's little instructions.
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=278
Master Escapist.
Kinda scary.
http://www.flicklife.com/43a28a1d6067e959dd85/The_First_Person_To_Ever_Dance_On_Earth.html
The first person in the history of the world ever to dance! Hilarious. =)
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Re-enactment of the final dance song of Grease... doggie style. =)
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So! quick update, it's been a bit. Halloween, I went to my first rave. Cyberaver at the Masquerade. Was pretty awesome. ^-^ I had some pictures of my outfit on my camera, but transferred them over, then deleted them off my camera, to find out that they didn't transfer properly. =( I have one from my phone, though:  Unfortunatley, you can't really see the crazy awesome eye makeup I did. Involved lots of glitters and glow in the dark stuff. ^-^ You can see my horns though! Aside from that, have been barely managing to survive as of late. Fortunately I've still some awesome people in my life that have been really supportive. Things seem to be looking up a bit now, so that's good. =) Beth's birthday is Saturday (w00t!) ... I always forget she's older than me... but we're going to the Shakespeare Tavern, which will be awesome. Got to figure out what I'm gonna wear... oh! and have been playing guitar hero III a ton lately. I love the mechanics and prettiness of the game, but I have to say I'm a bit disappointed by the song list, but overall it's pretty awesome. Anywho, on with the fun stuff. Lotsa pics in this one... Take care, everyone. I'm thinking of you. =)  http://awcpictures.com/2007/10/halloween-costumes-pics-enjoy.htmlHalloween costumes. =) http://www.madmonks.org/~fez/monitor_cleaner.swfMmm. Tasty.  Adorable, yet incredibly disturbing.  http://www.shawnandcolleen.com/shawn/Pages/hwing/galleries/crowbar/index.htmGeekiest car ever.  http://www.makemelol.com/media/62/Amazing_fiddle_skills/Amazing fiddler. Really. =) btw... did I mention I beat the devil?  http://yadogg.com/sports/diving-expressions/Expressions of people diving. Hehehe.  Another one for Logan.. http://www.spring.org.uk/2007/10/how-and-why-we-lie-to-ourselves.phpMy psych link for this post: why we live to ourselves. http://changethistoyourname.youaremighty.com/Change this to your name. =)     http://www.viralplaza.com/viewpage.php?page_id=113Ultimate Squirrel Thief  http://mrdoob.com/lab/pv3d/dof/05/dof05.swf http://links.zigzo.com/2007/05/09/how-to-make-pancakes-like-a-crack-head/How to make pancackes like a crackhead. =)  James' sexy panda... Also why you don't let him have the internet...    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!" Logan's. =) http://www.tech.co.uk/home-entertainment/gaming/consoles/news/xbox-360-sells-most-games-per-console?articleid=1743126964One reason the x360 is doing so well.      http://gigglesugar.com/710997Why identical twins can't be trusted. =) i would have so much fun pulling pranks..  http://www.marcellegros.com/twenty-reasons-why-i-cant-be-happy-today/Unhappiness. http://silentwulf.com/flash/AgentSmithIceCream.swfHAHAHAHAHA #50523 +(946)- [X] 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilamockingbirds
http://www.humorpix.com/images/1983-Interesting-idea.html
One way to store your entertainment furniture.
http://www.lolcrazy.com/file/180-wild-fox-playing-on-trampoline.html
Foxes like trampolines too!
http://nedmartin.org/amused/why-parents-drink
Scary children.
http://microsoft.blognewschannel.com/index.php/archives/2005/11/22/banned-xbox-360-ad-best-ad-ever/
Banned 360 ad. =)
http://www.alafista.com/2007/10/27/evangelion-character-bento/
this is awsesome! eva chars made in bento!
http://www.caramelldansen.com/node/53
addictive pink flash. =(
First off, this is to one of my favourite Daft Punk songs. Secondly: totally not what I expected. Give it a minute to kick in. =)
For those of you who haven't played Guitar Hero III yet, this is a video of someone playing the Dragonforce song that plays during the credits after beating the game. It's also about 10 minutes long, so the video has been edited for content. ~_^ crazy.
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Umm. Yeah. So Beth drove. Enough said. =) Just a quick post before class of piccies. (P.S. The Halloween special of Duck Dollas is out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R86MPDsAwrM) (P.S.S. We were VERY naughty this weekend. ~_^) Random Roadtrip pics:  Random semi...  Beth-chan!  The spoils of war! Went to James' friend Tim's place to spin fire poi. These are some of my favourite pics that I got:   Tim's awesome. =) And James:    My favourite pic from last night:  |
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I haven't posted in a bit, so here ya go. =) I'm going to be gone this weekend, and my phone will be off; sorry in advance for any problems this causes. But before I go, I figured I'd better post some stuff and clear out my 'to post' list. This week I got to hear the Dali Lama speak at Centennial Olympic Park in the ATL. Was a pretty amazing experience. Not that he said anything I hadn't already read from him: peace good, war bad, don't hate, ... because hate leads to anger, and anger leads to the dark si... oh wait, wrong old guy. But he was hysterical. =) I always heard he cracked jokes and stuff, and it's true. And he's officially a professor at Emory University. Which is kinda neat. It's the first time a Dali Lama's been affiliated with any school anywhere. So w00t. Here's a pic of him:  But before we got to hear him speak, some of his monk buddies did a demo of polyphonic singing. Pretty nifty. =) Other than that, I got to go up to Berry last night and spend time with the awesome chicas up there and go dancing at their swing club meeting. Also poi'd/watched James spin for a while too, and made a video of miscellaneous pics and stuff I've taken. Some of my favourite ones from last night:    Oh, and I'm getting progressively geekier:  So without further ado, here's all the fun stuff. Have a great weekend everyone, and be safe. I saw Across the Universe with Tyler recently. It was a great movie, by the way. Anywho, this was my favourite song from it - I wish I had the movie clip for it. I loved the interpretation. Anyways...   Oh my. This complicates things... http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/piggy.swfUmm.. yeah.  http://www.ivoryboy.com/difference.htmlSpot the differences. The last one of the first set took me quite a while to get. =)  http://www.manbottle.com/humor/automotive_acronymsAutomotive Acronyms =) http://www.dirtydollcreations.com/animations/Red%20Ridding%20Hood.swfA very interesting interpretation of Little Red riding hood...  Invisible Drum Kit http://www.videogob.com/view_video.php?viewkey=923820dcc509a6f75849&page=1&viewtype=&category=mrClever Drunk. hehehehe.  http://www.lolcrazy.com/file.php?id=358Haha. mexican version of clowns in a car. ..with cops. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e73_1192213802http://www.troodi.com/media/3310/amazing_basejump/Awesome basejumping clips.  For Logan. =) Fainting Goats - thanks James. =) http://listverse.com/health/top-10-bizarre-mental-disorders/Ten Mental Dissorders http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/218509/nullHachiko - unwavering loyalty. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/777800/great_japanese_prank_part_2/Awesome Japanese prank. ^-^ http://www.birdloversonly.org/snowball2.htmlHysterical Cockatoo dancing. =) I love it when he starts going side to side.
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